Something childish but entirely natural

"All of life should be like taking a too big bite, letting the juice spill over your lip and down, wipe your chin with a sleeve."
- Vol Lindsey

“And frankly a bloody awful cabby.”

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Benedict Cumberbatch

—Part 3 of 4

thatstheriddle:

nixiesaurus:

beautifullyheeled:

breathingsboring:

kriskenshin:

consulting-violinist:

holmmes:

yourclosetfangirl:

timelordy-teganbreann:

monocle-shark:

lacerateyourbrain:

reichenbitch:

pointy-earedbastard:

breathingsboring:

Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

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Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo

I believe I did

dear LORD

I FEEL SO VERY, VERY DIRTY.

I DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS DIRTINESS.

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please forgive my tags

I WAS WAITING FOR THE “DILDO” AND IT WAS SO WORTH IT

Jesus fucking Christ

Take me, Benedict

Just take me

I…um… it’s very warm in here…

I’m happy that this is still popping up on my dash a year after I originally posted it. Maybe if Benedict hears about how much we like it when he reads porn, he’ll consider making more for us. :P

automatic-reblog.

can I just

i’m biting my pillow

i’m sorry

i cant

Oh my God… His voice… Those words…

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So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

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ehwazazi:

Sherlock e-cards by Alice X. Zhang.  Her work is amazing!  These aren’t all of them, but Tumblr only lets me put in 10… You can find them all here. Please reblog with this comment, she deserves the credit for her hard work!

These are perfection.

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leandralocke:

jackiecello23:

sherli-holmes:

forsciencejohn:

thescienceofobsession:

berlynn-wohl:

As a gift to my 500 followers, here is another PowerPoint presentation. If you like this one, you might also enjoy my first slideshow. And stay tuned because there will be more. These are so fun to make!

“oh wow I totally forgot that you need to GET IN MY VAGINA” might be the best thing I’ve ever heard. Like, EVER.

this whole thing is just gold okay

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This actually made me CRY

My favorite part was

“Is there anyone more awesome than Martin Freeman?”

“a: Yes his wife.” 

A… kitten… flew… out of his mouth. I FUCKING CAN’T!

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Oh God this entire thing is so fucking precious. 

LOVE

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all-dem-feels-asdfghjkl:

fitinyourdreams:

Cake or collar bones dry thinning hair??

Pizza or a thigh gap dry peeling skin??
Ice cream or hip bones dull eyes??
Food or a nice body death??

Think before you eat encourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana shit all over the internet where vulnerable naive teenagers can read and imitate your illness that you don’t even possess. 

this needs more notes

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pavlovs-schrodinger:

pavlovs-schrodinger:

when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”

i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication

screw you guys

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bowiejpg:

moonriver-andme:

In the scene where Jack is writing and gets mightily upset when Wendy interrupts him, the chair behind Jack vanishes and then reappears. This was intentional from Kubrick. The audience was supposed to get a subconscious feeling that something was wrong.

WHAT.

I DIDN’T EVEN REALISE OMG

all hail king kubrick

^^^

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